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Thursday, February 28, 2008

In response to desperate calls for the blog to be revived, i repay my debts to the 6V faamily in which i am seeking refuge in. Back in Aksai Chin, we have the tradition to treat benefactors "Xiao Long Murtabak" or "小笼摸他爸" in Chinese, however, due to limited resources and unlimited wants, I am unable to practice that tradition to my benefactors in 6V who hid me away from those immigration officers catching illegal immigrants who swam here from Aksai Chin.

Let me provide some background information for my humble hometown.

This is my hometown Aksai Chin Plateau. As you can see, it lies between China and India. During the Sino-Indian War due to border disputes, the 人多势众 Chinese army took over our village during the day while the 暗无天日 Indian army drove them out by nightfall. Living inbetween two superpowers, we had little choice but to grow acustomed rapid change in culture.

Aksai Chin people are generally multilinguistic and multicultural beings. We have our own cuisine, called the "Ak-SaiKang" or "cuisine derived from doing dirtywork for the Chinese and Indian invaders" in Tibetan language. Some of our more famous dishes include 小笼摸他爸 (small basket murtabak), 麻婆兼并 (horny grandmother prata), 羊肉烧麦 (mutton siewmai) etc.

One fine day, when i was roaming the deserts of Aksai Chin, i found a very adorable llama!

Hence, i brought it home! Never in my worst nightmare did i expect that this adorable llama is actually Tibetan seperatist Dalai Llama who was hounded by the Chinese army! A bounty of 10 goats and 10 camels was placed on the problemic animal's head! Tempted by the generous rewards, I thought of surrendering the seperatist Llama to the authorities. Sensing its iminent death, Dalai Llama promised me 11 goats and 11 camels if I could help him escape, hence, my slippery adventure down the Indian peninsula began.

Together, we overcomed all adversities and arrived safely in the seaside city of തിരുവനന്തപുരം or Thiruvananthapuram.

From there, we swam west towards Egypt as Dalai wanted to reunite with its mummy, only to find that the "E" on our compass had no relation to Egypt. We ended up in a place with alot of monks. We disregarded them. Following the "S" of the compass, we fianlly arrived in Singapore as expected. However, Malaysia recently imposed a ban on controlled goods heavily subsidised by the government from being brought across the crossway.

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$These controlled goods include petrol, cooking oil, flour, sugar, milk and llamas, hence, I had to part with Dalai Llama. It was an emotional occasion, but 孟子曰：天降大任于斯人也，必先苦其心志，勞其筋骨，餓其體膚，空乏其身，行指亂其所爲，所以動心忍性，曾益其所不能, I contained my emotions and swam across the Straits of Johor and TADA! I am in Singapore!

So this is my story, i urge all members of the 6V faamily to share their life story with us! Woops running out of time!

BONUS PICTURE: Our beloved Zehong

-ZhanYong

gygi blogs VII: a-po-llo! hit it!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

GET DOWN HIT THE FLOOR!

GET DOWN HIT THE FLOOR!!

apollo faculty dance 2008
GET DOWN HIT THE FLOOR!!!

BIG LOVE.

GET DOWN HIT THE FLOOR!!!!

regina is floaty :D
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say oh-oh. make me glow

retard alert!

DA JIA HAO.
if you've seen my previoous post please refer to regina's blog as to why i said that ahhahahahah! omg read the one on fac dance day, super funny.

currently, we must all mourn for the loss of two very special people in our class, chen zehong and hung mingchou! you will be remembered for life okay ): let us have a minute of silence while you're reading this.

YOU ALL WILL BE MISSED SORELY. sniff.

anyway, GET DOWN HIT THE FLOOR! apollo rocked la, ares thought we should have won, but it's okay, we had FUNNNNNN! ;D

live loud, live proud :D

retard blogging!

HI BENPOH IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU ROCK. err and you can dance.

gygi blogs VI: lethal sentences TWO.

Friday, February 22, 2008

" Eh. I may be joining you all on monday." [jumpstart orientation II]

"Yall don't mind right?"

??!??!!!?!?!?!?!?!

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let's say i love you it's so easy

gygi blogs V: the living oily bird.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

our farmily pet, the bird blotted his face today.

results have shown that after blotting, his blue blotting paper was as see-through as his head is.

this shocking discovery has raised an issue for discussion amongst the oilspill experts and in the animal welfare world.
Many argued that it is a huge fallacy to why a bird can be coated with oil yet at the same time, is alive and kicking. Oil spills all over the world have done great destruction to the migratory birds, covering their feathers in crude oil such that their wings are too heavy to lift, hence also causing the death toll of oiled birds to shoot up to a worrying figure of 6.02 x 10^23 .

well, many things in this world are unexpected. We just have to say, that hee hee hee bird is officially protected by law.

so humans, save that bird.

this post is dedicated to daniao.
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that's our last farewell.

15 feb

Saturday, February 16, 2008

15feb, delayed post.
A fateful day to remember.
For all our lost family members of an unforseen tragedy.

Here is an account by a living survivor, Dominic, who spoke tearfully in sobs as he recounted his painful experience.

(10.00am)

"Owwwwwwwwwwwww...ch"
A weird fire alarm sounded across the inner plaza, just as class 6V had just came for a break after their econs

Class 6V's first law of Take-1-hr-to-go-to-island-creamery-inertia lags the class.
Everyone does not move despite the warning.

And so.. suddenly..

"GAAHH" "HEEELP" "GOD BLESS US"
A creature banished from the hells escaped onto the surface of the earth on the Left Wing!

Menacingly he approached the bench, as the class began to scramble, finally.

As class 6v suffered more casualties, everyone ran like as though it was 世界末日。

TOO LATE! GAHZ!
Eventually, he spoke the words of hell... And

Class 6V was forced down to the canteen (Hell school section) for their Last Lunch

Mama and Papa posing beside him.
Its really true that one dares to do anything before death

All smiling at the camera, not so genuine-ly.
Gygi probably shows their real emotion.

Suddenly, like a miracle from the heavens, a Sun-Godess appeared from the clouds.
She exudes a mystical aura.. Maybe not..
But very bright cos she burn her skin until like her bludder

Even the big bird shields his eyes from her blinding light
Or was his eyes meant only for Lifeng anyway?

Anyway, he who should not be named, being afraid, had no choice but to send the class back.

And so the day was saved!
Thanks lisyn! So please let me have more shots!

Exhausted from a day of shock, class 6V decided to have take a breather

And the sleeping mood carried on to the lectures.

Dompapa is sleeping.
Yes he is. Can you see?
No, not just mama. The pic is blurred cos dompapa fell asleep halfway trying to catch a shot =x

Timothy and Jin Long sleeps a very nice synchronised pose.
Tells QiaoEn about it, and his really seemed shocked (inset)
Wonders why?

Follows them secretly to the 6V tree, only to discover a weird story..

"What were you doing just now?"
"Dont mistaken me! I wasn't sleeping with Timothy!!!"

"This kick is for betraying me. GO TO HELL"
Gaah. The subsequent shot of Jinlong sent flying off spurting blood was too gory and violent.

It has to be censored, esp for lil kids who cant even eat biscuits properly.

Nu' er thats not the way to eat biscuit.
You're dropping crumbs all over..

Even Gong Qing is looking...

EDIT: Ooh even a super pretty Gong Qing V2 is looking
She seems to have put on make-up & contacts. Wonders if it is a date oO

Then...

"Bleah. Papa your biscuit very disgusting.."

Stares at daughter. What an ill-mannered child!

"Hehe."
Still dare laugh.. Papamama go home spank spank.

In the night, a JiangWensen was the Emcee for the CNY celebrations for foreign scholars.

Stands in middle.

Continues watching the concert...

A beautiful tribal dancer in traditional dance.

And while the appearances of Vincent as emcee and Shiyu as a dancer were both great shows, nothing could beat the climax..

OMYTIAN is that a GongQing and her.. hmm bf?
Hand in hand they sing a couple's duet.
Oooh sooo sweet la. No wonder she did a y=(x+contacts+makeup) transformation

And so once again, the night ends with much surprises.

PS: All posts of Mr Ong are merely fictional and do not serve to create a disparity between student & teacher.

Labels: Dompapa

gygi blogs IV: Extension to the AOSA.

"eh, very sian. wanna go highschool and eat?"

while walking to highschool[because we were left with no choice] on friday, a new discovery is made upon close observation of ouch.
hence, the expansion of AOSA.

General term-

AOSA :
art of swinging arms.
pronounced as: ah-oh-sah

subgroup-

AOSOA :
art of swinging one arm.
pronounced as: ah-oh-soh-ah

double division-

1. AOSORA :
art of swinging only right arm.
pronounced as: ah-oh-soh-rah
point to note- rah as in the japanese way of pronouncing.

2. AOSOLA :
art of swinging only left arm.
pronounced as: ah-oh-soh-lah

note: application of AOSOA valid when walking only.

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i wanna be your hero here we go

MAMA TALKS.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

HELLO 6V :D

It is 11.54 pm on Valentine's Day xD

Not that the time now will affect the stuff I'm gonna post!

okay so one day, one fateful day,

papa stares affectionately at mark. (timothy glares)

* ahhhh ouxiang. what a lovely day it is. so lovely i feel like hugging my sacred yellow file!
ouxiang stares at papa.

*oooh. whats in the file? anything abt the secret of standing broad jump? Ive always wondered if the secret to it was the swinging action of the arms.

the 2 men continue their conv.

papa: SHOW YOU MY LUMIX power! everything you need to know abt standing broad jump!ouxiang: eh so interesting! I'm not feeling sian anymore. let's not go high sch and eat.

dom: anyway, let me show you sth even more interesting.

this is true standing broad jump wor! living ancestor shu4 zong1 does backward AOSA! timothy, featured in the vid, is what he is because he too, has seen the secret of my LUMIX.

meanwhile corina's getting some ideas on how to maximise sbj results using chem eqns!

distance jumped = displacement of arm from equilibrium position of rest X 695 ...

corina: i call this the ouch theory! you can call it ouch also la. never mind one la.

papa reaches to grab ouch theory papers.

*eh dont grab! i spent 1.5 minutes on every 1 eqn! dont take it away from me !

*papa steals papers!

CORINA: PAPA IF YOU DONT RETURN THE STUFF NOW I SHALL. I SHALL.

I SHALL GET T1 and D2 to arrest you!

dom: huh. T1 and D2. Si mi lai de?

orina: pls la. like that also dunno!

see? T1 and D2, with B1 and B2! *t1 and d2 sways to the right*

*to the tune of bananas in pyjamas.

T1, D2, are coming down the stairs

T1, D2, are laughing, HURH HURH HURH

T1, D2, are chasing teddy bears!

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apparently, d2 is tired of searching for dom papa.

ignores.

d2 walks to KFC with random people. finds dominic, lifeng, yanqi, ouxiang, and mama there! starts drinking milo and crapping with them.

(VIDEO supposed to appear here LOL. my com is evilllllllll x( haha upload tmr!)

Meanwhile, more people drink milo and crap in the HCI high school canteen.

Jinlong " EH! What a lovely day for milo. haha. see how my legs are positioned? Sit like this often to exercise the joints. only then can you achieve ur best for sbj"

Shuzong: OH! That isnt all! WOOH! xD to attain max satisfactory results for SBJ, grow LEG HAIR! xD leg hair helps the avg human jump to greater lengths.

not just any leg hair! densely populated rich pores luxuriant strands of THICK LOCKS like such!

KAY END OF STORY.

LOL.

It's 1.21 am on 15th Feb xD

Mama is tired from yellowcity and hence is unable to think of anymore spicy storylines.

HAHA.

OKAY. so on the day of cross country, 6v went yanqi's hse. (to do what i shall not disclose) xD

okay so pretty soon, regina and i began doing poses of ppl in cls. xD out of pure boredom.

guess who. HURH HURH HURH xD

CHING MONEY XD

THIS IS OBVIOUS xD

PAPA! ecstatic at times, emo at times xD

ZEHONG! frowns.

WEIJIE xD

TIM DIE1! xD

WOOOOOH xD (this is rly obvious too)

hahahaha kay i have loads more lame vids and pics, but i guess that's all for this morning xD

lol will save the pics for another story xP

anyw happy Vday 6V! :D <3!

lots of love,

mama

ps: all stories about mr ong are entirely fictional, although i have to say his standing broad jump rocks! [from the bottom of my heart] no ill intentions harboured.

Labels: random 6v pics vids mama

6-VDay. BDay

14 Feb.
V-Day. 6V Birthday.

All girls to receive a red rose

Hehe, dompapa and diedie decided to sent roses.
Go pick them up if you havent!

Love is in the air! At least for retaaaard and her balloons!

Daniao gives lifeng a VDay pressie. Understandable.
But give yanqi as well...

Bash him up la bias daniao. Why never give all of us leh

Err suddenly see daniao and zong. They are feeling rather. Gay. Happy

timothy where are youuu. Papa wants a similar shot...

Finds Tim in the canteen. Eating wedges
Pesters tim. He seems very shocked. Weird... Tot he likes it?

"Eh very sian leh. I not gay anymore. I have my ****** now la."
Okay lor. zhong se qing you..

Walks on around in sch. Mama and gygi are all to happy to give a vday pose

Sarang Haeyo. Erm your heart shape abit crooked.

Soon after. Another rare sight emerges.
Dompapa, what good luck today!

Felicia appears at the class bench together with a senior.
Heyy this scene looks rather familar.
Its as tho the scene was reanacted frm the show [STJ:Sentosa],
whereby the female lead also appears together with her senior during the evening before the pizzaz.

*Groans* Im hungry.. I want eaat.
So sorry no bird food. Na here take a valentine's flower for eating
Its organic and rich in nutrients.

Daniao sinks his teeth into the green flower.
Hmm must taste good huh?

Apparently it was lisyn's.
Innocent yanqi seems intrigued.

"May I hold it?" How cute leh.

"Cabbage" yanqi says almost immediately.
Huh papa swore he did not hear wrongly.

"C-A-B-B-A-G-E. Cabbage." Yanqi croons a nursury rhyme she just learnt from the HwaChong Daycare.

Meng ge laughs at yanqi's innocence.

"Yanqi jiejie is stuuuupid. That is not caabaage."
"Hmm papa can I have more chocolate please?"
Okies. Seems like papa's both daughters aint too smart huh?

Yanqi [seems to] be angry again.
Pout = Cute?

Ouxiang heeelp me!

Does a funny face.

And yanqi cannot succumb to the clownish expression!
A kid is always predictable. If only life was so easy to be happy =p

And so another disaster was averted! And Vday comes to a happy close.

Labels: Dompapa